I’m Quentin goddamn Tarantino I’m allowed Unfortunately, not any old tootsies will do. Just imagine the rush of another Tarantino masterpiece being announced at Comic Con. As for what I will do with these pictures, that’s none of your concern. Hell, if you go the extra mile with a pumice stone there might be an autographed Kill Bill boxed set in your future. The angle and position don’t matter, as long as I can see those succulent toes and soft arches then we’re good to go. We’re looking at a 2017 Oscar sweeper with one of the greatest pairings in cinema history together again at last.Īll I’m asking in return is 10 measly little foot pictures. Jackson and John Travolta have already signed on. And here’s a little something to whet your appetite: Samuel L. Once I get the 10th picture I will start production immediately, and for every picture after that I’ll bump up the trailer release by a day. You see, I can only re-watch that Salma Hayek scene in From Dusk Till Dawn so many times until I start to crave some new material. I would like at least 10 women, preferably under 30, to send me pictures of their feet. That is, if I actually direct the movie.Īnd I will, on one condition.
Therefore I have an important announcement to make: I have another finished script, and it’s going to knock everybody’s socks off. Second, you guys will do anything to convince me to stay in the film business. First, the public’s demand for my movies is so high that I can’t possibly let them down for petty reasons. When the script for The Hateful Eight was leaked and I decided to shelve it out of spite, I realized two things.